What do elephants sing at christmas ?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants…
What do elephants sing at christmas ?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants…
What do Filipinos call Canada?
Upper U.S.
What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?
Both are a glaze
What do fishermen say on Halloween?
“Trick-or-trout!”
What do frogs drink ?
Hot croako !
What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?
Mercy !
What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?
Skelly-vision!
What do ghosts use to phone home?
A terror-phone.
What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?
Ban-she, ban-she !
What do ghosts like about riding horses?
Ghoulloping.