What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
This one will sleigh you !
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
This one will sleigh you !
What do rednecks do on Halloween?
Pump-kin!
What do rabbits put in their computers?
Hoppy disks!
What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast?
Weedie Bix!!
What do romantic fish sing to each other?
Salmon-chanted evening !
What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’ !
What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?
Yours tin-sincerely.
What do sea monsters have for dinner?
Fish and ships.
What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!