What do snakes have on their bath towels ?
Hiss and Hers !
What do snakes have on their bat…
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What do smart blondes and UFOs h…
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but never see any!
What do snakes write on the bott…
What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?
With love and hisses.
What do snowmen call their offsp…
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What do stupid kids do at Hallow…
What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
What do some people have against…
What do some people have against cheeseburgers?
They say, ‘Burgers can’t be cheesy!’
What do some burger eaters have?…
What do some burger eaters have?
A Hardee appetite!
What do snowmen wear on their he…
What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !
What do snowmen eat for lunch ?I…
What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers !
What do Snowmen call their offsp…
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.