What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?
It’s PAN-demonium!
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What do they have for lunch at M…
What do they have for lunch at Monster School?
Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
What do they feed a gorilla when…
What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?
Ape Suzettes!
What do they call a meeting amon…
What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land?
A MEATing of the minds!
What do they call a bunch of Mis…
What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?
A dope ring.
What do stupid kids do at Hallow…
What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
What do tigers wear in bed ? Str…
What do tigers wear in bed ?
Stripey pyjamas !
What do tigers wear in bed ? Str…
What do tigers wear in bed ?
Stripey pyjamas !
What do they serve at birthday p…
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What do vampire footballers have…
What do vampire footballers have at half-time?
Blood oranges.