What do toads drink ?
Croaka-cola !
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What do vampires cross the sea i…
What do vampires cross the sea in?
Blood vessels.
What do vampires put at the bott…
What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?
Best viscious.
What do vampires make sandwiches…
What do vampires make sandwiches out of?
Self-raising dead.
What do vampires have at eleven …
What do vampires have at eleven o’clock every day?
A coffin break.
What do witches eat at Halloween…
What do witches eat at Halloween ?
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !
What do West Virginians call a p…
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
A tourist.
What do werewolves put at the bo…
What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?
Beast wishes.
What do vampires put on their tu…
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
Grave-y !
What do witches use pencil sharp…
What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
To keep their hats pointed.