What do you call a boring dog?
A dull-mation!
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What do you call a boomerang tha…
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a blonde with t…
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant!
What do you call a blonde with h…
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!
What do you call a boxing match …
What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?
A snout bout!
What do you call a bull that run…
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
Hamburger!
What do you call a bug that both…
What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween?
A trick-or-fleat!
What do you call a bull that’s s…
What do you call a bull that’s sent overseas by boat?
Shipped beef!
What do you call a chicken that …
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
Dead.
What do you call a cat with eigh…
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?
An octopuss !