What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?
Puss in boots !
What do you call a cat wearing s…
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What do you call a cat that has …
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?
A duck filled fatty puss !
What do you call a bunch of chic…
What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?
Fowl play !
What do you call a cow that fell…
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow!
What do you call a cow that does…
What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call a cow on the ba…
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
Ground Beef
What do you call a clever monste…
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What do you call a chocolate Eas…
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
What do you call a cow who argue…
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?
A bullfighter!
What do you call a cow that’s ju…
What do you call a cow that’s just had a baby?
De-calfinated!