What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A Moosician!
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What do you call a cow with no f…
What do you call a cow with no front legs?
Lean Beef
What do you call a cow who works…
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What do you call a crate of duck…
What do you call a crate of ducks ?
A box of quackers !
What do you call a crafty pig?Cu…
What do you call a crafty pig?
CunningHam
What do you call a cowboy who he…
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?
The deputy head !
What do you call a dog in jeans …
What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ?
A plain clothes police dog !
What do you call a dentist in th…
What do you call a dentist in the army ?
A drill sergeant !
What do you call a deaf fishing …
What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?
Anything you like, he can’t hear you.
What do you call a dangerous fis…
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?
A beer-a-cuda !