What do you call a crazy chicken ?
A cuckoo cluck !
What do you call a crazy chicken ?
A cuckoo cluck !
What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?
An e-mergency.
What do you call a fight between film actors ?
Star wars !
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.
What do you call a dog with no legs ?
It doesn’t matter what you call him, he still won’t come !
What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?
A mutt in a rut !
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ?
Hoppalong Cassidy !
What do you call a frog spy ?
A croak and dagger agent !
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter!
What do you call a fish with no eyes ?
Fish !