What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra!
What do you call a horse wearing…
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What do you call a horse that’s …
What do you call a horse that’s been all around the world?
A globe-trotter!
What do you call a horse that pl…
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Fiddler on the hoof!
What do you call a literary fish…
What do you call a literary fish?
Salmon Rushdie!
What do you call a lion wearing …
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ?
A dandy lion !
What do you call a letter sent u…
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
What do you call a mammoth who c…
What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?
Tuskanini.
What do you call a loony spacema…
What do you call a loony spaceman ?
An astronut !
What do you call a litter of you…
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ?
Slush puppies !
What do you call a man who has l…
What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?
A widower.