What do you call a greedy ant ?
An anteater !
What do you call a greedy ant ?
An anteater !
What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ?
A grasshover !
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
The first herd shot round the world!
What do you call a group of cars ?
A clutch !
What do you call a high-priced barber shop?
A clip joint.
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?
An encownter group.
What do you call a happy Lassie ?
A jolly collie !
What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?
A sentrypede.
What do you call a lady pig planting seeds?
A sow sow.
What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?
Anything you like ?
he can’t hear you.