What do you call an aardvark astronaut?

A starredvark!

What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?

A darthvark!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that’s been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

What do you call an aardvark that’s good at golf?

A paredvark!