What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?
Jack-u-la !
What do you call a vampire that …
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What do you call a vulture with …
What do you call a vulture with no beak?
A head banger.
What do you call a very rude bir…
What do you call a very rude bird ?
A mockingbird !
What do you call a Welshman who …
What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ?
Pen Gwyn !
What do you call a witch that st…
What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
A fresh air freak.
What do you call a witch who cli…
What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?
Ivy.
What do you call a witch who dri…
What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
A road hag.
What do you call a witch with on…
What do you call a witch with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a witch who kil…
What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father?
An orphan.
What do you call a woman who has…
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.