What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?
A bite-time story.
What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?
A bite-time story.
What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?
A parson to parson call !
What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?
A hardvark!
What do you call a tired cow?
Milked out!
What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
A yardvark!
What do you call a tube with a degree?
A graduated cylinder.
What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?
A two-year-old vampire.
What do you call a vampire junkie?
Count Drugula.
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?
Mack-u-la !
What do you call a vampire junkie?
Count Drugula.