What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?
The Netcracker suite.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?
The Netcracker suite.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?
A big mac.
What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?
PC Plod.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A cockerpoodlemoo!
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?
A cow that can milk itself !
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?
A bad mood!
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato!
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?
A dog that chases cars – and catches them !
What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?
A sheep that can round itself up !
What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?
Collie-wood !