What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?
A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !
What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?
A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !
What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?
A jet setter !
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?
A firequaker !
What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?
A croaker spaniel !
What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?
A hoppercraft !
What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?
A spooksman !