What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?
The Site-anic.
What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?
The Site-anic.
What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin?
I don’t know but it’s a very tightfitting tuxedo.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?
Light ale !
What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python?
A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?
A Kong – vict !
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?
A bear faced lyre !
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?
Permanent waves !
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?
A monster with an all-over perm.
What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?
Puff pastry !