What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?
A long necked toothbrush !
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?
A long necked toothbrush !
What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?
Lots of very worried dogs.
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?
Sir Loin!
What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?
A cry for Alp !
What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?
A croaksman !
What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?
A pecking order.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ?
A great walkie-talkie !
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?
A bird that will talk you ear off !