What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?
A bird that talks in morse code !
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?
A bird that talks in morse code !
What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
A party line!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
A party line!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?
Tele-Scope.
What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?
A wake-up call!
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?
A lot of crackling on the line !
What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?
A purple people eater.
What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?
Bugs Bunny !
What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?
DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !
What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire?
A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.