What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?
A stripey jumper !
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?
A stripey jumper !
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ?
A stripey sweater !
What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?
Loo-Loo !
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?
A flat fish !
What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ?
A snake in the brass !
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?
Something that goes straight for the juggler !
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?
Something you wouldn’t want to unwrap !
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?
I don’t know but it would slow him down.
What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?
Radio waves !
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message !