What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?
A dirty kid !
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?
A dirty kid !
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?
Very big worm holes in your garden !
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?
Monkfish !
What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?
Gravi-tea !
What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?
Gravi-tea !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple !
What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?
A bird that stinks to high heaven.
What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?
Toot and Car Man.