What European capital has the most ghosts?
Boodapest!
What European capital has the most ghosts?
Boodapest!
What famous chiropodist ruled England ?
William the Corn-cutter!
What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?
I can’t help it – she brings out the beast in me!
What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer?
They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!
What famous painting do cows love to look at?
The Moona Lisa!
What fish do road-menders use ?
Pneumatic krill !
What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?
Boaris Karloff.
What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
A motor pike !
What fish is best to have in a boat?
A Sailfish.
What fish only swims at night ?
A starfish !