What happened to Frankenstein’s stupid son?
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud’s.
What happened to Frankenstein’s stupid son?
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud’s.
What happened to Frankenstein’s monster on the road?
He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
What happened at the cannibal’s wedding party?
They toasted the bride and groom.
What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.
What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster?
He became an ex-Ray.
What happened to Lady Godiva’s horse when he saw she had no clothes on?
It made him shy!
What happened to the cold jellyfish ?
It set !
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ?
She was tickled to death !
What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride!
What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?
He made a spectacle of himself.