What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?
His bark was much worse than it’s bite !
What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?
His bark was much worse than it’s bite !
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat ate her.
What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
He had a wail of a time.
What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?
He went down really well !
What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?
It bucked!
What happened to the lost cattle?
Nobody’s herd.
What happened to the lizard in the wizard’s garden pond?
He had him newt-ered.
What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?
He grew up to be a bellhop!
What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?
Business kept falling off!
What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?
He just beetled off !