What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?
He had to get a new goat !
What happened to the man who tri…
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What happened to the man who put…
What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?
He ate himself!
What happened to the skunk who f…
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
He stank to the bottom of the pool!
What happened to the naughty lit…
What happened to the naughty little witch at school?
She was ex-spelled.
What happened to the tiger who t…
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?
After a week he was spotless !
What happened to the tiger who t…
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?
After a week he was spotless !
What happened to the two mad vam…
What happened to the two mad vampires?
They both went a little batty.
What happened when a cannibal we…
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?
He ate himself.
What happened to the wizard who …
What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back again.
What happened to the witch with …
What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.