What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?
He bowled long hops !
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What happened when a doctor cros…
What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire?
It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, “Who’s a pretty boy then?
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What happened when a deadly ratt…
What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?
He died in agony !
What happened when a man fell in…
What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?
He said, “Darling, you’ve got lovely teeth.”
What happened when a ghost asked…
What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?
The landlord said “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”
What happened when Dumbo went to…
What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?
They gave him his money back.
What happened when Dr Frankenste…
What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What happened when King Kong swa…
What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?
He found time-consuming.
What happened when the Ape won t…
What happened when the Ape won the door prize?
He didn’t take it – he already had a door!
What happened when the cannibal …
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
It repeated on him.