What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2?

He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!

What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary’s ear?

He had his first taste of Christianity!

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?

They had a feast of fun.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!