What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?
It eggs-plodes !
What happens when you drop a han…
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What happens when you throw one …
What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?
A banana split!
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and…
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 fe…
What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?
A thousand dogs.
What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6…
What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?
An elephant with spare parts !el
What has 50 legs but cant walk ?…
What has 50 legs but cant walk ?
Half a centipede !
What has 6 legs, bits and talks …
What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ?
A morese-quito !
What has antlers and sucks blood…
What has antlers and sucks blood ?
A moose-quito !
What has antlers, pulls Father C…
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas’ sleigh and is made of cement?
I don’t know.A reindeer!What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.
What has eight legs and an IQ of…
What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?
Four guys watching a baseball game.