What happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
What happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
It gets toad away..
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
She lays hand gren-eggs !
What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?
You can hear a cough drop.
What happens when geese land in a volcano ?
They cook their own gooses !
What happens when ducks fly upside down ?
They quack up !
What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?
They go sharkers !
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?
Udder chaos!
What happens when the fog lifts in California?
UCLA.
What happens when two burgers fall in love?
They live together in holy meatrimony!