What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?
She draws a smack!
What happens if you draw on the …
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What happens if you cross an Ape…
What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
What happens if you eat a hot fr…
What happens if you eat a hot frog ?
You’ll croak in no time !
What happens if you play tablete…
What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?
First it goes ping, then it goes pong.
What happens if you put the Ener…
What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny’s batteries in backwards?
He keeps coming and coming and coming…
What happens if you tell a psych…
What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?
He charges you double.
What happens if you see twin wit…
What happens if you see twin witches?
You won’t be able to tell witch witch is witch.
What happens to a dog that keeps…
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ?
He gets splinters in his mouth !
What happens if you upset a cann…
What happens if you upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water.
What happens when a cow stops sh…
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.