What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?
He was convicted of fragrancy.
What happened when the monster s…
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What happened when the shaggy do…
What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon?
He wasn’t able to stir.
What happened when the schoool b…
What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?
The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
What happened when the owl lost …
What happened when the owl lost his voice ?
He didn’t give a hoot !
What happened when the witch wen…
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
What happened when the slave put…
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
What happens if a big hairy mons…
What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater?
You miss most of the film.
What happened when the witch wen…
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
What happens if you cross a parr…
What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?
Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you’d listen!
What happens if an axe falls on …
What happens if an axe falls on your car?
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).