What is the best way to hunt bear?
With your clothes off
What is the best way to hunt bear?
With your clothes off
What is the best way to hunt bear ?
With your clothes off.
What is the best way to follow a lost dog’s paw prints?
With a track-tor!
What is the best way to talk to a vampire?
By long distance.
What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare (air) mail.
What is the cannibals’ favorite game?
Swallow my Leader.
What is the biggest ant in the world ?
An elephant !
What is the cow’s holiday greeting?
Mooooory Christmas!
What is the cat’s favourite TV show ?
The evening mews !
What is the definition of “derange”?
De place where de cowboys ride!