What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?
A dog.
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What is the best advice to give …
What is the best advice to give a worm?
Sleep late.
What is the bees favourite film …
What is the bees favourite film ?
The Sting !
What is the bank manager’s favou…
What is the bank manager’s favourite type of football?
Fiver side!
What is the bank manager’s favou…
What is the bank manager’s favourite type of football ?
Fiver side !
What is the best thing to take w…
What is the best thing to take when you’re run over?
The number of the car that hit you.
What is the best kind of dog to …
What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?
A pointer!
What is the best kind of dog to …
What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?
A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!
What is the best way of stopping…
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?
Don’t bite any witches !
What is the best type of story t…
What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
A tale of whoa!