What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
An outboard apple.
What is red and dangerous ?
Strawberry and tarantula jelly !
What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?
A snail, because it carries it’s house, an elephant just carries its trunk !
What is smaller than an ant’s dinner ?
An ant’s mouth !
What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A hamster.
What is small, furry and smells like bacon ?
A hamster !
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ?
A mouseketeer !
What is the Ape monster’s name?
Godzilla Gorilla!
What is the American national day for vampires?
Fangsgiving Day.