What is horse sense?
Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!
What is horse sense?
Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!
What is hail ?
Hard boiled rain !
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.
What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?
A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the captain if he tries to touch the controls, and the co-pilot is there to feed the dog.
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.
What is long and yellow and always points north?
A magnetic banana.
What is life like for a wood worm ?
Boring !
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?
A witch with a blindfold !
What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.
What is posthumous work ?
Something written by someone after they are dead !