What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines.
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What is cleverer than a talking …
What is cleverer than a talking cat ?
A spelling bee !
What is dry on the outside, fill…
What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ?
A fish tank !
What is Dracula’s favorite puddi…
What is Dracula’s favorite pudding?
Leeches and scream.
What is even bigger than an elep…
What is even bigger than an elephant ?
A giant !
What is evil and ugly and goes a…
What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?
A witch in a high speed train.
What is every blonde’s ambition …
What is every blonde’s ambition in life?
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
What is green, sooty and whistle…
What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?
Chimney Cricket !
What is green and pecks on trees…
What is green and pecks on trees ?
Woody Wood Pickle !
What is grey and hairy and lives…
What is grey and hairy and lives on a man’s face?
A mousetache.