What is big hairy and can fly ?
King Kongcorde !
What is big hairy and can fly ?
King Kongcorde !
What is as big as King Kong but doesn’t weigh anything?
King Kong’s shadow.
What is black and white and black and white and black and white?
A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Doberman.
What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound?
King Koncord.
What is black and white and red all over?
A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!
What is black and white and red all over?
A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.
What is Chuck Norris’ “best karate move”?
Pork Chop!
What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?
A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.
What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ?
A bee is an aeroplane !