What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?
One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.
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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?
If you don’t know you must lose a lot of mail.
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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?
One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.
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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names…
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What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?
A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.
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What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !
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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?
One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
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What is the difference between a fly and a bird ?
A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird !
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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !