What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!
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What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ?
Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !
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What is the difference between a musician and a dead body?
One composes and the other decomposes.
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What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?
If you say to a psychiatrist “I hate my mother,” he will ask “Why do you say that?
” while a psychologist will say “Thank you for sharing that with us.”
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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?
One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!
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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?
One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.
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What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?
Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!