What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?
Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?
Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can’t have elephants !
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
What is the difference between Russian Optimist, Pessimist and Realist?
An Optimist learns German.A Pessimist learns Chinese.A Realist learns AK-47.
What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
What is the dogs favourite city ?
New Yorkie !
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
One of them is organized.
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite kind of story?
A cotton tale!
What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
Cut it in half.