What is the feeling that you’ve smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew!
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What is the easy way to get a wi…
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?
Get a tame one and annoy it !
What is the Easter Bunny’s favou…
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite state capital?
Albunny, New York!
What is the first thing that vam…
What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?
The alphabat.
What is the first thing ghosts d…
What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.
What is the fiercest flower in t…
What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?
The tiger lily !
What is the hamburgers’ most fam…
What is the hamburgers’ most familiar song?
‘Home on the Range’!
What is the golden rule for cows…
What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!
What is the last thing you eat b…
What is the last thing you eat before you die?
You bite the dust.
What is the hottest part of a ma…
What is the hottest part of a man’s face?
His sideburns.