What jumps up and down in front of a car ?
Froglights !
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What job do rabbits at hotels ha…
What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.
What kind of ants are very learn…
What kind of ants are very learned ?
Pedants !
What kind of ant is good at math…
What kind of ant is good at maths ?
An accountant !
What kind of ant can you colour …
What kind of ant can you colour with ?
A crayant !
What kind of a pitch did Sandy K…
What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?
A fastball – a sizzler.
What kind of baseball do burgers…
What kind of baseball do burgers play?
Ketchup baseball!
What kind of apple isn’t an appl…
What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
A pineapple.
What kind of apple has a short t…
What kind of apple has a short temper?
A crab apple.
What kind of bath can you take w…
What kind of bath can you take without water?
A sun bath.