What is uglier than an aardvark?
Two aardvarks!
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What is the witches motto ?We ca…
What is the witches motto ?
We came, we saw, we conjured !
What is yellow and goes click-cl…
What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?…
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
An electric banana.
What is worse than raining cats …
What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?
Raining elephants !
What is worse than an alligator …
What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?
A centipede with athlete’s foot !
What is your favourite type of b…
What is your favourite type of birthday present?
Another present!
What is your dog’s favorite brea…
What is your dog’s favorite breakfast?
Pooched eggs!
What is yellow on the inside and…
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
What kind of a fish does your Pa…
What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?
A Perch!