What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?
A clotheshorse !
What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?
A clotheshorse !
What is the strongest animal?
A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?
Cot-on-wool.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
What is the strongest bird ?
A crane !
What is the wasps’ favorite song?
Just a Spoonful of Sugar.
What is the vampire’s favorite slogan?
Please Give Blood Generously.
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?
100 way to wok your dog.
What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?
Two dogs howling at the moon.
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ?
A catameringue !