What is the most romantic city in England?
Loverpool!
What is the most romantic city in England?
Loverpool!
What is the most religious insect ?
A mosque-ito !
What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?
-Diving
What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?
A Doberman puncher!
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They’re married.
What is the opposite of a cold front?
-A warm back
What is the pig’s favorite musical instrument?
The piggalo (piccalo).
What is the quickest way to double your money ?
Fold it in half !
What is the proper weight for a lawyer?
About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
What is the second stupidest thing in the world?
An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the ocean trying to build a foundation for a house. What is the stupidest thing in the world?
An Arkansas contractor trying to build a house on the foundation.