What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen?
Eat out.
What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen?
Eat out.
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
Run!
What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, ‘What’s up, Doc?
What’s up, Doc?
‘Check for bugs in your system.
What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner?
Have a short table!
What should you do if you see a vicious dog?
Hope he doesn’t see you.
What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?
You should know more than your dog.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
What should you say to a pig on roller skates?
Don’t say anything. Just get out of the way.
What side of a monster has more hair ?
The outside !
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).