What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?
A very, very big spider !
What sits in the middle of the w…
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What snakes are good at sums ? A…
What snakes are good at sums ?
Adders !
What song do burgers sing on the…
What song do burgers sing on the job?
Gristle While You Work!
What soft drink do pigs like bes…
What soft drink do pigs like best?
Root beer.
What song do Father Christmas’ g…
What song do Father Christmas’ gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What song do pigs sing on New Ye…
What song do pigs sing on New Year’s Eve?
Auld Lang Swine.
What song does a car radio play?…
What song does a car radio play?
A cartoon (car, tune).
What song should you sing to a w…
What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
“Happy Birthday To Gnu!”
What song to snakes like to sing…
What song to snakes like to sing ?
Viva Aspana !
What sort of a car has your dad …
What sort of a car has your dad got?
I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really – Ours only starts with gas.