What sort of an act do you do?
I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.Anything else?
Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
What sort of an act do you do?
I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.Anything else?
Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?
Gnus – readers !
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?
A petticoat !
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?
A petticoat !
What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?
The conga !
What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?
A football net !
What sort of soup do skeletons like?
One with plenty of body in it.
What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?
Poison by Christian Dior !
What sort of violin does a ghost play?
A dreadivarius.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom!