What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
Miami mice !
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What South American dance do cow…
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a
What stars go to jail?Shooting s…
What stars go to jail?
Shooting stars.
What steps should you take if yo…
What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?
Very large ones.
What stories are told by basketb…
What stories are told by basketball players?
Tall stories!
What stories are told by basketb…
What stories are told by basketball players ?
Tall stories !
What subject are snakes good at …
What subject are snakes good at school ?
Hiss-tory !
What surfs the Internet and goes…
What surfs the Internet and goes, ‘Choo, Choo’?
Thomas the Search Engine.
What system do they teach in Ham…
What system do they teach in Hamburger High’s math courses?
The meatric system, silly!
What tea do footballers drink?Pe…
What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea!