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What ten letter word starts with…
What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?
Automobile.
What three letters in the alphab…
What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?
F.B.I.
What time is it when a clock str…
What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
Time to get it fixed.
What time is it when an elephant…
What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?
Time to get a new car.
What time is it when five dogs a…
What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?
Five after one.
What time is it when you have to…
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ?
Tooth Hurty !
What time is it when you sit on …
What time is it when you sit on a pin?
Spring time.
What to do you call an old denti…
What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth
What time is it when your watchd…
What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?
Time to get a new watchdog.